Least Thankful For

Everyone always does these Hallmark movie of the week things about what they are thankful for, but let's be realistic this isn't Mayberry & there's a lot of bad shit in this world. I'm least thankful for; Kevin Murray's parents not using birth control & smoking all the crack, the Bears having the shittiest head coach in the world, having a piece of human waste like Jay Cutler on my favorite team, the WWE & all it has done to kill a sport I love, having terrible health, not being where I had hoped to be at age 33, for having to deal with assholes who have the behavior level of 5 year olds with chips on their shoulders feeling the need to piss on things I like & being poor.